This is an occasional Sunday
feature where my cat, pardon, Her Majesty the Cat, offers her more or less
gracious insight into our lives.
As the year
is coming to an end, I thought I would share something funny to get your
holiday spirit up.
A Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes
to Heaven. There he meets the Lord himself. The Lord says to the cat, "You
lived a good life and if there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more
comfortable, please let Me know."
The cat thinks for a moment and says,
"Lord, all my life I have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a
hard wooden floor." The Lord stops the cat and says, "Say no
more," and a wonderful fluffy pillow appears.
A few days later six mice are killed in a
tragic farming accident and go to Heaven. Again the Lord is there to greet them
with the same offer. The mice answer, "All of our lives we have been
chased. We have had to run from cats, dogs, and even women with brooms.
Running, running, running; we're tired of running. Do you think we could have
roller skates so we don't have to run anymore?" The Lord says, "Say
no more," and fits each mouse with beautiful new roller skates.
About a week later the Lord stops by to see the
cat and finds him in a deep sleep on the pillow. The Lord gently wakes the cat
and asks him, "How are things since you arrived?"
The cat stretches and yawns and replies,
"It is wonderful here. Better than I could have ever expected. And those
Meals on Wheels you've been sending by are theeeeeeee best!!!"
Pepca found
this and more fun things about cats HERE.
In other
news, nothing of much interest happened in the last few weeks. I have a
feeling, though, that the upcoming holidays will rock. I hope you enjoy your
holidays and you will hear about mine in January.
Merry
Christmas and Happy New Year!
&
Pepca, too!
:)
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